"The a cappella tune 'Nearly Midnight, Honolulu' tells the sad tale of a verbally abusive mother, but Case’s sweetly echoing 'I’m sorry' only apologizes to the child for it happening. Maybe she should apologize for not intervening."

Botched.

Congratulations to Patton Oswalt for mercilessly shooting fish in a barrel.

Is it "racist"?

Breaking: Homophobes are often racists.

Tell me about her. 
She died before I was born…
— MrJM

Needs more irony.

Dude shouldda stayed married to his sister…

I'm getting hungry — where shall I send the check?

Donate some money to the EFF, damnit!

But Terminator X is still making breakfast burritos, right?

Will it expose Satanic Kevin Sullivan as the REAL killer?

I wish someone would hate Wayne.

BONZO DIED?!??

"As made obvious by both the naked breasts and dismembered giant eye on the cover, Coyne’s comic is not for kids."

Did Nick Oliveri un-beat up that chick?
— MrJM

…and I shall shed my light over dark evil.
For the dark things cannot stand the light

So this is what will finally get Kaufman to appear on Maron's podcast.

"Tim, I've got a Mister Osbourne on the other line… he wants your guy's phone number…"

Berlin kicks their asses.