Nice to see C-Clamp's "Passing" 7" on the list.

I am denying that opinions are facts.

Objectively, har har

Too bad that money will be recouped by Pitchfork when they drop a 0.0 on a future solo record.

We're in a race for Ice Station Zebra
If that Silkworm song isn't in the trailer and/or played over the end credits, it'll be a travesty.

"historical"
A hee hee

I'm disappointed in President Logan
You'd think he would've remembered the previous time Jack kidnapped him and put a listening/recording device on him, but no.

Michael "I'm Not Ben" Rappaport

Love Bites
Is that the classy version of MTV's Undressed?

What this episode needed…
…was some lighthearted humor at the end, like Jack finding pennies and children's toys and a winning lottery ticket inside Pavel's stomach before hitting the jackpot with the sim card.

"He put the rap music on"
This review isn't nearly harsh enough. This album is a stinking turd that inexplicably highlights all of the band's worst qualities, specifically Jake Snider's emotionless vocals, the cringe-inducing sex party lyrics, and cheesy 1980s synths.Dave Knudson's guitar work used to be interesting…