That first shot of the nails reminded of the fourth season premiere ("Two Swords") which opened on Tywin Lannister melting down the Stark sword.
Another cold open too

Aw shucks

The Houston Chronicle review IDs the crafty intern (Kevin) as Jordan Rock (one of Chris Rock's younger brothers)

That's a bit like complaining that Einstein and Hawking aren't good physicists because they didn't work in labs.

As the music industry repeatedly tells us, Consumers never "own" the music they purchased, They just buy licenses.

As the music industry repeatedly tells us, Consumers never "own" the music they purchased, They just buy licenses.

No satellite providers?

A little game theory:

Don't forget and Graham's Klassic Krazies

My favourite character FTW!

I guess my real issue is that they take an aesthetic judgement (Vinyl/Magnetic Tape sounds better/more raw than digital) and they conflate it with the Rock/Punk/Indie ethic, when the two couldn't be more separate (IMHO).

My biggest problem with the "Computers=Bad, Tape Machine=Good" thing is that it ignores the fact that quality analog recording is prohibitively expensive. 
Digital recording has drastically lowered the cost of making music and that's a good thing that analog "purists" tend to ignore

you raise a good point (despite the fact that you seem to conflate musical taste, tech-savvy, and moral character). Most people simply don't think about this. They want to here new music, so they Google it and listen to it however they can. More and more services are popping up (Grooveshark for example) that will…

Yes there are people who would claim that it's morally acceptable and even commendable to pirate media but those are just a vocal minority. I can only speak for myself but I've noticed that downloading unlicensed copies of media is my last resort.

I still die laughing when i listen to Doug Loves Movies with El Chupacabra, Cake Boss and Don Dimelo.

UMG has already chosen its defense. Basically they say they are allowed to take down any video they want from YouTube.

Clearly, Ryan Murphy's goal in life is to break Todd's mind