Fuck that, I want to hear Michael Caine explain what's in the goddamned briefcase.

You must not work for DoD; I have it just fine.

Where the fuck have you been eating that an easily homemade sandwich and a Coke costs $16? I didn't know the Palm had a kids' menu.

Virgil will be replaced by Ecco the Dolphin.

Link to said blog now, please. Listening to "Be-Be's Kids" on repeat for the past 20 years just ain't cuttin' it any more.

@Erik E Erik: Then surely, Man City have them beat.

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Meth Takers.

@Dumbledore: I would say that the only successful DC team is in the sport no one cares about, but sadly, DC United are fucking awful this year.

Stealth Second Amendmentsies. Well done.