That's simple enough. The problem is access to plot-heavy porn.

That's simple enough. The problem is access to plot-heavy porn.

Too bad really. I bet they have acting classes in prison.

Too bad really. I bet they have acting classes in prison.

Franco = Sport

Franco = Sport

What do you mean "this time"?

What do you mean "this time"?

A hex upon you.

A hex upon you.

Why illegally download when I can easily get all my live Dave Matthews Band bootlegs on Type II Maxells from those handy tape trees?

Why illegally download when I can easily get all my live Dave Matthews Band bootlegs on Type II Maxells from those handy tape trees?

I hate the Drake.

I hate the Drake.

Stop celebrating! You don't even know if they included Puerto Rico!

Stop celebrating! You don't even know if they included Puerto Rico!

Something's happening,….I AM…MAN-GINA!

Something's happening,….I AM…MAN-GINA!

Dan Cortese? Is it Dan Cortese?

Dan Cortese? Is it Dan Cortese?