The characters and relationships developed realistically, given their personalities and the events. What happens in 99% of teen pregnancies (a number I'm sure came from hard research rather than someplace damp and smelly) is just flat-out irrelevant.

Except on Saturdays. Then you hire a goy to do it for you.

Joe may have found a little . . . gap in the cultural armor.

Exactly. It was a performance AND an interview. Which explains why he was kinda meiocre on both fronts. Comes from spreading yourself too thin.

Quick, see if we can get the local preacher to lead a ban on dancing!

nxt tim, just txt us. K thx.

Not even a little snickersnack?

Part of his bit is awkward interviews, so the interview starts with short, direct answers.

Let's see how YOU like it!

Lobsters: just keep going until you find one who needs a green card — really, really badly.

I don't want to go to a church where you can play with a Pocket Pussy. Even if it is a cat.

The Velvet Smog

Thanks for the defense, Tasha, but I make a distinction between a "sad" movie (refers to the objective tone of the movie) and a "depressing" movie (refers to its subjective impact on me). A sad movie might be depressing, but (as others have noted) a sad movie can actually be very uplifting, if well done. …

At the model UN, "Hotties" is a relative term. Or a reference to the reps from equatorial countries.

Why do so many people here fail to appreciate "Shakespeare in Love"? It was a good movie, even if you knew little about Shakespeare. The more you knew, the better it was.

Two guys, one cup?

Sad movies never entertain me. Sorry, not what I'm looking for. I didn't see this, and now don't intend to. Thanks, Tasha.

Media people make puns out of boredom, to entertain themselves.

embarrassing "christians"
As a Christian, I ask that you please, please not assume I support those idiots from Westboro Baptist. They are an embarrassment to themselves and to Christians all over the world. Or at least to me.

Her password is "rosebud."