Better yet, they empty the clip into the monitor, while the CPU emerges unscathed.

Barely possible that pump controls could be subverted to cause over-pressure and burst a segment of pipeline. Pipelines have burst before, from poor maintenance or construction.

A cry for help
As desperate pleas for attention go, a poorly conceived hijacking plot is much better than a well-conceived suicide attempt. I admire the kid's creativity, and wonder if he was already in therapy. If not, then his parents need help.

Apparently, you are the only one.

Do you have a permission slip, signed by your cardiologist? That should be required.

Not unless you can break-dance to the haikus.

"Hacking" means whatever the scriptwriters want it to mean. If you can't handle that, then don't watch this movie. Or just, don't watch this.

"Elizabeth ii: We're Not Pretending this One is a Virgin"

That's not new. I've been doing it for months now, in Paris, Milan, London and New York. I am officially bored with it, and now make it available to the commoners.

When they run out of Bond Titles
What's next? Will they desperately scrounge other Ian Fleming titles? James Bond in "Chitty-Chitty, Bang-Bang?" At least the tricked-out car would provide a tie-in.

Bond battles the villains of TOE. In the exciting climax, he explodes all of their hypotheses.

Britney
Has Disney banned Britney yet? They made a pile of money off of her back in the day, but I'll bet they wouldn't want to touch her now.

I never have. I get invited to LOTS of parties in NY. I just choose not to go, that's all. Slumming bores me.

Sideways deserved a backlash because it was all hype, anyway. It wasn't funny, and the characters were not sympathetic. They were both abhorrent jerks. What is there to like about this movie?

Harsh

No, the "Home Theater" thing was trite and lacked humor. A good job staying true to the original Disney style, but the subject matter was worn and thin.

Obligatory Simpsons comment
Simpsons havn't been funny since the second episode! Third episode, tops! If you think otherwise, then you are a loser!

Actually, I feel better now. Scott personally replied to my email ballot. He's my new BFF, and you guys can just . . . go suck and egg! There! I said it!

*runs sobbing from the room*

I'm not actually sure what the good cheap beer is, down here in Texas. I always pay a little extra for beer with flavor.