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Jugger, the movies are not made for people who know too many details about the milieu in which the story is set. I've said before: I'm a trial lawyer, so I can't enjoy trial movies (or TV shows). Suspending my disbelief is just too much work. As a helicopter pilot, you are going to encounter similar problems with…

I enjoyed the first two parts of "Speed" more than the third part, but it was all pretty good. I would have enjoyed it more if I understood less physics, so it would have been easier to suspend my disbelief when *SPOILER ALERT* (1) the bus jumped the freeway gap, and (2) they survived the flying subway crash at the…

See, and that proves, once and for all, that evolution is just a Theory.

Oh, man! How about a Spoiler Warning next time? And I was really looking forward to this one, too . . .

It helps if you can read and speak a little Russian, and if you have money to pay for airfare.

And Clint Eastwood could be the trainer.

The more science explains, the harder it is to hate. Thanks for the insight.

Is there an overbite?

It was called "Circus of the Stars." CBS would periodically trot out a bunch of C-listers and have them do really basic circus tricks, or direct animals to do the tricks someone else taught them to do.

Probably releasing various toxic gases in the bonfire — but that doesn't matter, so long as we protect the Mouse.

PBR?
So the story begins with a party for NY 20-something trust baby hipsters. To be realistic, they should all be drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon. Am I right? If they are not drinking PBR, then I hate the movie for being unrealistic.

Shatner's gotten kind of big. Maybe he could play both roles — Kirk and the monster. Then, when they meet, they discover that they're really twins who were separated at birth by divorcing parents! Together, they hatch a plan to reunite their parents by switching roles. Hijinks ensue.

I still recall the cherrleader in High School biology asking: "But what if you don't HAVE any ATP to start the Krebs cycle?"

Good thread, people, but you ARE crossing the picket line. Scabs.

How did you get in here, anyway? Somebody call security.

When we bake toll house cookies, we always use Ghirardelli chips. Just a few cents more per bag for chocolate chips made with real vanilla rather than "vanillin."

Can I be the cucumber, then? In the Ellen Paige one, I mean.

French action movie called "District B-13" includes some extensive parkour scenes, particularly at the beginning. Also, the foot chase at the begining of the recent "Casino Royale" is an example of parkour. It's basically running, jumping, and climbing on things that were not designed for that: buildings, towers,…

And how much longer for a rimming?