Naw, at least half the staffers probably took two years of Spanish in high school, so they could learn to ask the maid and the gardener for weed. Then the maid sold them oregano for $25/ounce.

Twice as long as you wait before having a boy lick them. Boys are more tolerant of bad smells.

Atari? You shoulda been all edgy and gone with Intellivision, like me and my gang.

Yes, we've had the CD for years. However, there's one line in one of the songs (I think it was "We've Got to be Clean") that we could never sing along to. We couldn't understand it, and could not find the lyrics printed anywhere.

It is now commonly called "mahna mahna"
Don't know if that is a translation or what. The muppets probably did the most famous renditions.

Two lawyers walking down the street, see a beautiful girl.

Not even as a chimney sweep, or a sidewalk chalk artist?

Surely you didn't expect him to bad-mouth shows with which he is directly associated? He may not be a sell-out, but he's obviously not stupid.

You guys are pretty funny. Please continue to entertain me.

Yes, van Dyke was playing a stereotypical "magical" American. When, oh when, will Hollywood let us stand or fall on our own merits, as human beings?

Former barista? So you majored in Sociology, then?

If you could keep up, then we would just pedal faster.

You know what's really hard to believe? Whenever he truns into the Hulk, he's always wearing purple pants. Never blue jeans, navy slacks, khakis, or chinos. What's up with that?

Bad cockney accents
The picture of Dick van Dyke from Mary Poppins explains why your little apparition has such a bad accent.

Oh yeah? When was the last time anyone actually saw Eminem?

No, just his opening act.

Well, keep in mind the source and the target demographic. I hope that Disney Channel aiming at tweens is NEVER going to look like Broadway trying to remake itself into something edgy again.

Actually, it makes perfect sense to conclude that the man is not funny if he genuinely IS an arrogant jerk. Then he's just being a jerk, rather than making fun of jerks. Nothing funny about being a jerk.

slide rules? Wow, that's taking it old school.

I have the bootleg "Golden Shower" episode, featuring Estelle Getty. Please, somebody steal it from me. Please?