If so, then what do you say when the clingy darts ask, "Where you goin, lookin so sharp?"

Wasn't he one of the guys in Poison? I hear they're all bald now.

Actually, Houston is the 4th largest in population (behind only NY, LA, and Chicago, in that order).

I suspect ALL her skin is airbrushed (well actually, these days it'll be Photoshopped).

Actually, I'm personally acquainted with a woman who appeared in a preggy porn about 6 years ago. Strippers and others who get by on their looks have very few options for income, when they decide to keep the baby.

Austin used to have the bat monopoly, but no longer. We now have bats under the Waugh bridge here in Houstopolis. Bats are a tourist attraction, and they reduce the skeeter count.

You forgot to add "NSFW."

Lifetime Houstonian, and I like it here. We live near the Med Center/Reliant Stadium, but I grew up in Spring Branch. Wife works in the Galleria, though, and I have worked there in the past. I'm downtown these days.

Why Chicago, anyway?
Not sure why you need the person to physically be in Chicago. This job would appear to be telecommutable (yeah, it may not have been a word moments ago, but it is NOW).

Illinois Institute of Art - Chicago
Check out this school. They offer a BFA in Web Design and Interactive Media. Call and talk to the department head. S/he can probably recommend some of the more talented and suitable recent grads. You can also get some data about the going rate of pay in your area, for the…

Where are the pictures from her unpublished Penthouse photo shoot? Somebody link me up!

But, if I'm really a homosexual, then I DON'T know! After 20 years of marriage and raising 3 kids, I suppose I need to figure this one out. It's all such a mystery!

Uggs are ugly, but they are also practical for keeping the feet warm. They make more sense than pumps, anyway.

It's not just a commercial
It's also an audition for "The Hollywood Squares Family Christmas Special."

You are entitled to choose your own forms of sports entertainment. I have no problem with that. If you choose some other sport over soccer, however, then at least base that decision on accurate criteria, rather than a false perception that soccer moves too slowly.

There are NO TIME OUTS in soccer. Bizarre as it may seem, the last two minutes of a soccer game generally last only 2 minutes. Those foreigners, what WILL they think of next?

That was lovely, but you got to the point FAR too quickly. Couldn't you have rambled about a bit, and explored the theme from different angles, before you finally just stopped without ever really finding an end?

It's okay to look cartoony if that's the look you are striving for. Looking cartoony is not okay, if you are striving for a realistic appearance. Question is, how do we decide what the Director was trying for? Does that depend on whether we want a reason to justify our dislike? or do we second-guess the Director,…

Like baseball, American football moves too slowly to really be good entertainment. I prefer soccer. Football makes a handy excuse for a tailgate party, though, and it can provide a backdrop for a social occasion, so it's not a complete waste.

Now I'll sound trite
I listened to the radio as a kid, but I never bought music, went to a concert, or really knew anything about music. Then, in my first couple of weeks of college, the guy in the dorm room next door was blasting all these great songs, one after the other. I'd heard most all of them before, and I…