No firsties for you.
Precluding firsties?

Hmmph. You weren't even ON that swiftboat, were you?

I once auditioned for "Who Wants to be a Millionaire." Does that count?

Yeah, I have a beard, too. Nothing to do with being a lawyer. My wife likes it (no, not because it "tickles"), and that's good enough for me.

I honestly LOLd that one. Thanks!

If you ever need to resolve a real estate dispute in Texas, I'm your guy.

As I lawyer, I duck this kind of problem all the time. Instead of "Orger" and "Orgee," I'd just go with "Party of the First Part," "Party of the Second Part," and "Party With the Most Parts."

Actually, I have better hair
I am 45, and I can't grow mine out (trial lawyers impede success by looking hippie-ish), but my hair is still better than his. Mine is red.

New rule for GH3: when you play "The Devil Went Down to Georgia," you have to hold the controller under your chin, like a fiddle.

Caught with dolphin-free nets, I hope.

Don Kirschner provided the Monkees an ear for music. In return, they functioned as his surrogate personality.

Jon Voit was in Castaway? I must have missed that. I was too busy watching Wilson's antics.

If you're male. No idea how to make that work if you don't have the basic tools.

Not to be confused with "The Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice" bi-monthly. That one has always been bi-

Perfectly okay, as long as you are the opposite gender from the model. If not, then it is kinky.

I've seen at least one Beowulf scholar who is completely okay with embroidering the basic written record. She points out that they were oral stories before they were written, and each bard added his own embellishments. Some monk writing down one version 1000 years ago did not "freeze" the story, or make that an…

How do you decide they are stupid, if you skip over them?

I always thought it was "mission lace." Never could be bothered to look it up.

With Castaway, could you get a 3-way with the volleyball? Or is that out of bounds?

Was that intentionally ironic, to mention "moral" in connection with orgies? Regardless of intent, it was well done.