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Faking us out
There will be no romance between Chuck and Sarah. he will grow some cojones and stand up to her for her constant criticism, but she will already be romantically involved with Casey. That's supposed to count as a surprise twist.

Andy Dick
My eldest was Andy Dick's personal assistant for a few weeks. Andy was not allowed to drive, so my 17 year-old had to be responsible for picking up Andy every morning , with Andy's breakfast smoothie, and then getting Andy to the set on time (they were shooting the first season of Andy's MTV series).

See, it's like this
Yummsh just brings out the best in me — at least, in my oh-so-objective opinion.

Yummsh and I are having fun
I hope no one objects to a little threadjacking? If so, blame Yummsh. S/he started it.

Pictures
No problem on the pictures with clothing. I can share THOSE.

Weighing in
Here in Houston, you want to try Frenchy's fried chicken. If that's too far to drive, then you can settle for Popeyes, I suppose. Popeyes at least has some flavor in their chicken, and they don't put as much gunk on their biscuits. We certainly prefer Popeyes over the other alternatives.

Not me, I'm not a nerd!
I never really got into MtG. I mean, sure, I went to a few pre-releases and played a few games. But then I outgrew it, and gave all my cards away. Really.

Never cared for Point Break
Point Break seems muddled, with no clear tone or direction, it drags on too long, and NONE of the characters are well-defined. I did enjoy seeing Anthony Keidis (sp.?) getting beat up, mostly because the RHCP never appealed to me. However, watching Anthony get beat up is not enough to

DNA tests prove nothing
Why would you bring up that old rumor about Amelie being my child? Yes, I was in Amsterdam that night, but I never even met Amelie's mother, and I still don't know who put rohypnol in my bags just before we went through customs.

We really liked Justin Bartha
Is Justin Bartha in the new one? We'll probably watch it if he is. He was very entertaining in the first one.

Funnier than Shatner
I am amused, watching people argue about who is funnier. It's all subjective, people. There's no objective way to compare. My subject line is intentionally ironic, because comparatives just make no sense with something as subjective as humor.

JenB
You'll feel better when you can catch up on your sleep and the selective amnesia sets in.

National Treasure
I won't say National Treasure was good (it wasn't bad, either, if you could find a sufficiently powerful winch with which to suspend your disbelief), but my wife and I did enjoy Justin Bartha's character and comic timing. We thought he was the best part of that whole movie.

Latent Racism
Yeah, you hear that complaint about "Huck Finn," by that Twain guy. Hard to believe, I know, but there once was a time when racism was a big part of American culture.

Don't forget
You'll need to give them some 12-sided dice, as well. And maybe some graph paper.

Not offended
Just to be clear, I was not offended by any disparaging remarks about southerners (whether sincere or sarcastic).

Watching the wrong show
Somehow, I suspect you are watching the wrong show, if you are looking for clever dialog and intellectual stimulation.

A Hug?
A hug? I'm not sure I'm prepared for that level of intimacy. Hold on a sec, while I check this list my Dad gave me.

Action doesn't suck
Yes, I found a lot of the New Wave Science Fiction to be quite disappointing when it came to actually telling a story. I tried several Aldiss works in my youth, but they did nothing for me.

Can't be bothered to look
Since I can't just copy and paste the url's, I'll assume you are correct, Capt. Caveman. His capital-A-in-a-circle is different from the anarchy symbol's capital-A-in-a-circle.