I will miss Grinderman.

Christmas, isn't Christmas without a Swiss Colony Beeflog.
Without those cheeses and meat
I don't think I can get along.
My Mother tries to comfort me
She says 'Here son, have some eggnog
I fucking hate eggnog seriously..

This goes to 11…

I would kiss these Christmas songs under the mistletoe…

P.S. I Kill You

Murray PRISINT

Mecka lecka hi mecka hiney ho,

I'm going to start painting a "fan art" portrait of Murray.

"If Only Morrissey Wasn't So Morrissey-Esque."

"Please… Demi, WHY you do this to me?"

In The Mood For Noodles

Snoop Dizzle shares my Bizzle.

I would need someone to administer 25 milligrams of propofol diluted with lidocaine to get
me to sleep in THAT bed.

He is one of my two favorite Meaneys in the entertainment profession.

I'm no expert, but I think that "cow" that Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux
are milking is a goat.

"Here ve are on zee Emerald Isle. 
I headed to Dublin's writers museum. Gazing at zees paintings of legendary authors, I began to feel almost as if I'd read some of zer books."

David Milch is the owner of thoroughbred racehorses, including two Breeders' Cup champions.

Oreo Speed Cookie

Hey Andy, did you hear about this one?
Hey Andy are you dreaming of lager, baby? Are you having fun?

"I put worms in my bed, and I slept in my bed. I put squirrels in my bed, and mustard in my bed, and then I ate it all….is that bad? A do do do do do do do……….."
Doll hands