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Hi Y'all   Hej Alihopa  Hey guys 
Hi Guys
We're going on a national bikini tour, and we're looking for two oil boys who can grease us off before each competition.

A Chaz Bono?

U2 should ALL have Latin names…

My eyes and heart wished that headline had read "Scott Walker Christmas Album"
So, I'll just have to settle to listen to "Jackie"

Ah-HA!

Rosie O'Donnell is a dreadful talk show host.

I always get Radio Ga Ga, Lady Ga Ga and Lady Goo Goo mixed up ALL the time.

Before he was arrested in Florida, Big Boi was 'chillaxin' on a "playcation" according to his Twitter feed.

Happy Birthday Nick Cave.

I liked the episode in the bar where Phyllis Diller hallucinated on Kava to sitar music. 
I also liked the hippie that lived in her yard. Roseanne is funny.

I can't be the only one who thought this was Awesome Guinness World for longer than should be allowed.

I hope it's a musical…

The Irish (Range) Rover

You're a bumYou're a punkYou're an old slut on junkLying there almost dead on a drip in that bedYou scumbag, you maggotYou cheap lousy faggotHappy Christmas your arseI pray God it's our last

Hedley Lamar: [gives her a bunch of flowers] For you, my dear. 
Lili Von Shtupp:  Oh… how ordinawy. 
[throws away flowers]

Next phase, new wave, tat on her rib cage
It's still Billy Joel to me

The Outlawz have developed a Tupac a day smoking habit.

Looks like their Mum still cuts their hair.

Percy Wetmore …

Has Will Smith lost his Jiggyness?