Not all of us work a 9-5, you know.

The media doesn't attack Roger Goodell? Riiiiiiiiiiiiight.

If he truly wanted to put the focus on his team's actions, he'd talk about his team's actions. What he's doing is making it all about himself. Purposeful or not, his "answer" is in direct conflict with the point he's supposedly trying to make.

Oh, fuck Goodell. I can't say that enough. He's the worst.

Yep. I take pride in my job. I complain about parts of it, but I do it to my wife and friends, not on social media (which is the closest thing to media obligations in my life, which is why I use it as a comparison). And Lynch clearly takes pride in parts of his, because he's a bad-ass football player. But no, I don't…

Exactly my point. He'll talk about what he wants to talk about. Case in point: a paid interview he did the other day when he talked about Katy Perry.
The NFL's popularity is due in very large part to the insane media hype it gets. 99 percent of the league is willing to feed into it. Peyton Manning and Russell Wilson…

I agree that the Super Bowl media, as a whole, isn't coming off real well here. But media sessions are part of NFL contracts. It's written into Lynch's contract that he needs to do interviews. If he doesn't want to do them, he can go be a social worker in the Bay Area (per his major at Cal) and never have to talk to…

Watch the Conan video with him and Gronk. He was funny, charming and engaging. We can put the "social anxiety" thing to rest.
Remember when you were a kid and your parents would give you a chore and you'd do it poorly, hoping they wouldn't ask you again? That's what Lynch is doing. He's trying to get people to stop…

That's true. He was using the old "Mailbox in a field" trick to play there. According to the slightly terrifying FNL wiki, he played on the JV at Dillon before moving over to East.

Wait, they introduced cartoon rabbits onto the show? I need to catch up.

LUKE NEVER PLAYED FOR DILLON

Factually correct. I was speaking in the "Out of Time" micro, not the awesome macro.

And Kate Pierson redeemed herself on "Me in Honey."

Possibly in a world where Sing Me Spanish Techno doesn't exist.

"Oh, you probably liked that. You are Asian."

Shut up, bozo! That's my new thing. I'm calling people "bozo" now.

You idiot! You stupid bitch!

Wasn't it "lip" and not "limp"? As in the herp?

ALL I THOUGHT ABOUT WAS THOSE TITTIES
WRAPPED AROUND MY DIIIIIIIIIICK

Nothing can top Bobbum Man