Hi, Burl!

LET'S SMOKE BLUUUUUUUUUNTS!

Michigan State? Screw you, Adams! HOOS HOOS HOOS HOOS

Nah, sew his asshole shut and keep feedin' him, and feedin' him, and feedin' him.

He can push the sketches to a really dark place that never fails to make me giggle.

Jesus, yes. I absolutely lost it when he busted that out. Probably the hardest I've laughed at Kroll Show, which is no small feat.

Gross, South Dakota.

For me, it was Mantzoukas pushing up the brim of his top hat while mugging for the camera. Just perfect.

RADAR GUN
RADAR GUN

I've always been partial to the David Thorpe Corollary: If you can't tell within the first 30 seconds that a song is not Christian rock, you're listening to Christian rock.

Wasn't one of them named Ed?

I'll still listen to "All" on occasion.

Stephen King not knowing how to end a book? Now I've heard everything.

BABIP, PECOTA, VORP AND ECKSTEIN

Power rankings, never to be seen:

THE PRIIIIIIIIIIIIDE
THE LOOOOOVVVVVVE

AND WE WERE TRYIN' DIFFERENT THINGS
AND WE WERE SMOKIN' FUNNY THINGS

One day he'll wonder how he could've been so blind.

Is this real life?

O AN SHE SEXY