DEMOCRATS BE LAUGHIN LIKE THIS: HEHEHEHEHEHEHE SNORT

DEMOCRATS BE LAUGHIN LIKE THIS: HEHEHEHEHEHEHE SNORT

'Twas, astro scientician. 'Twas.

'Twas, astro scientician. 'Twas.

My favorite line: "She offered to let us slide if I sat on her hand."

My favorite line: "She offered to let us slide if I sat on her hand."

The other, even more awesome Tony Bennett owns the Big Ten. HOOS HOOS HOOS HOOS

The other, even more awesome Tony Bennett owns the Big Ten. HOOS HOOS HOOS HOOS

When my wife and I had our first, we took a birthing class at the hospital. There was another couple in there (the woman looked like a worn-out Julianne Moore, but I digress) who vaguely alluded to a previous pregnancy that involved a C-section. When the time came to talk about C-sections, the instructor asked them to…

When my wife and I had our first, we took a birthing class at the hospital. There was another couple in there (the woman looked like a worn-out Julianne Moore, but I digress) who vaguely alluded to a previous pregnancy that involved a C-section. When the time came to talk about C-sections, the instructor asked them to…

D'Isaiah T. Billings-Clyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyde

D'Isaiah T. Billings-Clyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyde

"Pretend I'm wearing underwear."

"Pretend I'm wearing underwear."

Trick-ass marks! Mark-ass tricks!

Trick-ass marks! Mark-ass tricks!

That confused me, too. I was thinking, "Didn't you dispose of the body yourself?"

That confused me, too. I was thinking, "Didn't you dispose of the body yourself?"

@Arthur Chu is right on. 97 percent of our presidents were Masons! And don't get me started on the dolphins' secret language.

@Arthur Chu is right on. 97 percent of our presidents were Masons! And don't get me started on the dolphins' secret language.