Heroes. Think X-Men, but cheaper and stupider.

Well, this is a tragedy.

I mean, I don't want to sound pretentious here, but Dik and Arse comprise a dramaturgical dyad.

They could've cast Kit Harington and saved the make-up money.

Yes, that's the only thing stopping you from saving a bunch of people.

There's also the stuff about rescuing all those people..

I didn't call him a hero. I called him a good pilot.

You're being sarcastic of course, but that's kinda unfair.

In related news, Wiseau did a Reddit AMA a couple days back.

The Tree of Life when high…or when sober.

"theatrical setting"

Sounds like the plot for a horror movie.

You kid, but that's more plausible than the excuses the Cosby defenders come up with.

? What do you mean???

"Man, Questlove sucks!"

*Bill Cosby unsuccessfully tries to ruin Buress' career with this knowledge.

I don't understand why the Chinese like these movies so much. The last one I saw was the moon one and Ken Jong's character was kinda a racist caricature.

The bass was SYNTH?? My entire life has been a LIE.

Are you serious? That is awful.

Siamese twins at the wrist..