Obvious reference to be made, guys: Lynch is bending Showtime's arms backwards.

What is it to you?

AND JESUS WEPT.

Oh snap.

"Party on, Bane"

I have a bunch of hacky jokes about Sith lords.

It took you 30 minutes to make that reference. I was there in 10.

"Brazil? That's thirty hours away. I'll be there in ten."

I'll take that as a compliment.

"A vacation-movie? Can I come too?"

These jokes are coming soon and they're angry! (He was in Fast and the Furious)

*Draws Bieber on butt.

The Paul Walker jokes…crashed and burned.

I don't get it Waffy, I just don't. Why would somebody make three episodes, NINETY minutes each, and then have them all suck?

JINX.

Moffat is simply trying to confuse people who already can’t tell the difference between Sherlock and Doctor Who.

"Yo, you telling me this guy straight-up admitted he did it when he went to the bathroom?"

It's TV you guys. It has to be the person you least suspect.

I was just kidding. It was meant to be a joke about how Illinois is a worse part of the sentence than Nazi.

Ugh, Illinois.