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It's not that inconceivable. Artoo could narrate and Threepio could translate.

I don't mind a contrivance or two in a movie..but ASM 2 relies only on contrivances to move forward and comes to a thudding halt in between them.

No upvotes for you. You enjoyed ASM 2.

I like the hilariously overkill origin story in the second one. Jamie Foxx gets electrocuted, then falls into a tank AND gets bitten by a million electric eels? Fate wasn't taking any chances.

What's weird is just how many people see it as white-gold. Roughly 60-70%. Some of these people will be color-timers, artists or photographers. Terrible ones.

There's not even any resemblance between Nic Cage and this animated version. This headline is a liar.

That headline made a lot of sense minus the second half.

I better make the most of it.

Patchface is a jester in Stannis' court. Rare username-article synergy!

Terrible, terrible dialogue. Even GL wouldn't write Vader dialogue like that.

If I hadn't written that, I might have regretted it. Degrasse is always greener on the other side.

I wonder if Jessica Chastain's carpet matches her drapes amirite?!
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THR says Cosmos has sold a handful of scripts, though, so—to be fair—he’s not really a nobody.

Maybe Rebels will grow up in the coming seasons the way Clone Wars did.
TBH, I just like the Clone War period a lot. I like my Star Wars to have actual wars in it. And I LOVE Clones.

I don't like Rebels either.
I think the animation and art looks cheap, I don't care for the main character and I find the series childish and it constantly talks down to its audience. I preferred Clone Wars.

…Just buy an iPod touch.

Have you watched Side-by-Side? (you probably have)

I'll be a little pretentious and try to make a larger point, which is that success is the most boring thing in the universe.

Seriously. There's a line between sunny and optimistic (which the best P & R episodes always personified) and straight-up fantasy.

I didn't enjoy the P & R finale as much as I should have. Too saccharine for my taste. Although I was generally kinda bored by the seventh season, with the exception of the first 2 episodes. Too much plot, not enough humor.