If they really want to make a Blade Runner sequel, my suggestion would be to this time adapt Do Androids Dream more closely and keep the abstract ending.

I'm vegetarian and even I think vegans are crazy.

I was James Cameron the whole time?

What?! We didn't have sex with horses in middle school.

Way to bury the lede.

You may have beaten me to the joke, but I'll beat you on the way to her cans.

Which movie do you like, Prometheus or MoS?

Don't you mean to say the fun is CANS.

Is this like an Andy Daly's Review thing?

This really needs to be a new meme.

Reminds me of an Onion headline from two weeks ago

Goddamned scientologists got the monopoly on gaming consoles.

He's probably too busy doing the show where people have powers.

Latin eh?

Oh, just 'cus I defend 3 unpopular movies, I'll defend them all?

If the first movie is Alien, the second is Aliens, then what do you call the third?

Prometheus' and MoS' suckitude is an intriguing perspective?

And Prometheus reminds me of the philosophy of Man of Steel

I really wasn't.

"Where's your breasts?"