Goddamnit, I feel like Salieri to your Mozart.

I'm going to be honest. I've been giggling like an idiot ever since I wrote that. I don't think I've ever found two words that funny when put together.

So..he's probably snorted Heroin off of it at some point right? And surely it's been in Courtney's butt?

Dark. I love it.

Now I don't know much about their music but I do believe some exclamation marks are in order.

Hee hee, his signature looks like "Kunt Cola"

WHO?!

To everybody who forgot about Wiseau: you're a prick!

*Looks down.

Crystal Bell. CRYSTAL.

Actually, I've been told I look like a male Liz Lemon on multiple occasions.

Aykroyd, your relevance in modern cinema is null and void.

Oh good god. Fuck off Aykroyd.

You assume too much.

That actually kinda makes sense.

Do I come across as mad? I'm very mature. Only things like people misunderstanding Star Wars plot points can make me mad.

Kick a man when he's down? The fucker's not in jail and free as a bird, so no, he is not "down".

I feel like saying "her?" is kinda overdone at this point.
Instead, here are references to Scott Pilgrim:

It's the DMB-effect of hating something because of its fans.

What annoys me is that they'll hold a movie to some arbitrary standard and say that the movie is lesser for it. They judge a movie like a piece of equipment that has to follow fixed rules and not as a work of art.