I was going to upvote this for being hilarious but then I realized this guy is dead serious.

Why are you taking help from the people who study the walking trees in LOTR?

Whew. Over at Gitmo, they were running out of things to brainwash the younger inmates by.

The moment they're done with one movie, they start talking about the next. Where is all of this leading to?

I'd yell at you for liking the guy but clearly you're into that.

Nowadays, when I try to login to the AVC I'm told it's an untrusted connection.

That's bad.

Terry Crews contains potassium benzoate.

This is good news. Maybe Sandler will get wiped out by a meteorite by being in Hurley's vicinity?

Greg Poops.

Thanks for stopping Jesus from liking your post, you freedom-hater.

One weird Alabama housewife turns tricks for upvotes.

Imogen Poots..and doesn't even apologize afterwards.

This honky Nick Horn be trippin' .

*Slowly backs away from Dikachu at party.

JJ Abrams and Apple. Which one favors style over substance?

Woulda made more sense if JJ had gotten drunk with the Gillette designers.

That can't be true, I'm sure Cuba Gooding Jr. has had a colonoscopy or two since then..

All hail Krull, and his glorious regime!

Last good movie by Burton was….Big Fish?