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My favorite planetoid is Pluto, Nash.

A rather Norbid thought.

Blunclack Bluck.

Where in India?

*Guffaws.

I took the coolest picture once. It was of a squirrel lying on its stomach and eating a potato chip. Seeing your avatar and username always reminds me of that great photo.

Fuck Harry Potter. Made a goddamned wuss out of Hans Gruber.

Xanderpuss doesn't want a woman who can form expressions. He's seen what face they make and he doesn't care. It's always one of refusal anyway.

For those of you who don't get that reference, Heimlich is my German friend who disposes of the bodies when people choke.

Yes, that's the joke.

It could be meta and be called Terminator Too, a movie about a guy who wants to make a movie called Terminator 2 but minus any robots or annoying child actors.

Ooooh snap yo!

I loved the science fiction aspects of these episodes. Like politicians being reasonable?

Brian Williams is the Frank Reynolds of real life. Confusing his own life with Rambo's.

Show Littlefinger has the subtlety and charm of roadkill. The book version, though is somebody who I can believe everybody likes and trusts.

Cool. I know what Feng Shui is, but for some reason I couldn't understand the joke. Now that I get it, that's actually pretty funny.

I don't understand that reference.

I'll never understand why you got them removed and then left the stumps on the floor.

Everything it says is a non-sequitur. It accused me of racism out of fucking nowhere.

Ignore. This doctor unknown is a particularly obnoxious troll.