Barsanti, you know I love you but the Franco newswires were O'Neal's domain, consarn it.

Fun anecdote: When I was a kid and fresh off of watching Superman: The Movie, I thought for the longest time that Lewis and Clark were "Lewis" Lane and Clark Kent.

"Khaleesi is marrying Jack Sparrow!"

What a waste of her talent. Fuck you CBS.

Those tattoos are German for "The, Terry, The".

Now would be a good time for somebody to explain how his name is pronounced.

Straight Outta Luck.

Tim Berners-Lee, that you?

I feel like you went into Cletus territory there.

Uh, I'd also like to express my fondness for that particular starlet.

Ask not what youah Kelly Reichardt can do foah you; ask what you can do foah youah Kelly Reichardt.

I'm not the internet; I'm a person.

Did you know that the collective noun for wombats is wisdom?

They do?

Can Archmage and his love and wonder for wombats be a new AV Club meme? I don't know the hows or whys, figure that shit out and put it in a funny package. All I know is that I love it.

Eat can be two things!

It can do two things?

That Ewoks gonna eat you.

I'd fucking love watching that.

My main issue is with his voice. Anyway the guy just doesn't radiate the mileage that Harrison Ford did.