The AV Club

You know it's a tired joke when I've already made it.

Diana Abetes. But you can call her Di Abetes.

"FBI agents, arms dealers, serial killers, prophets, and a family restaurant"

Then you must really have hated the video of your birth played backwards.

Don't worry, he's just leasing it..

Thank you.

The original has nothing going for it, apart from the visuals. People will take anything from the 80s and become a fan.
I wonder if the Bayformers movies will be looked on fondly in a similar way when millennials grow up.

Wait, really? That makes this movie in all the more bad taste.

UGH. Hollywood cynicism at its worst.
"Aw, how cute! What a lot of good these people did!

Duplo is a brand of Lego for toddlers. It's not a knockoff. Unless you think poor people have the intelligence of toddlers, you Randian monster.

And yet you felt compelled to write this comment.

If they sign on two more brothers, there'll be Quadruple Ass brothers! BAHAHAHA

One is a female robot who doesn't understand human subtleties..the other is Siri.

Sam needs a standalone Star Wars movie. Mace Windu was kinda badass.

Original score by Philip Glass.

Wow you murdered that spelling.

Octopus? Are you Japanese?

He's so old, he thinks we're talking about the 1926 film Torrent starring Greta Garbo*.

When he says torrent, he's talking about his lack of bladder control. Because he's old, get it?!