First the lie about how mirror photographs in movies work, and now this.

We can complain about two things!

"Give me money. Money me. Money now. Me a money needing a lot now."

"Hello fellow American. This you should vote me. I leave power. Good.

It's funny 'cus it's true! I do have weird hair.

CharDee MacDennis will also do nicely.

"Hey, you guys, a bunch of incredibly boring things happened to me today!"
*Lists them all out.

Boo!

Dude, you gotta work on your accent.

I think the weakness of ALL Simpsons is the lack of development. Homer would promise Marge he'd stop drinking and go back to being an alcoholic. Bart would learn his lesson but then go back to being misbehaved by the next episode.

I just think of modern Simpsons as a different, not-so-bad show.

I assumed that "Holidays of Future Passed" would be at no. 1.

Dude, I re-read the article twice after you said that. Where is it?

Homer: "Little Theo, you grew up before our eyes."

"This is so depressing. My only hope is this homemade Prozac."

"Now you be good, Pinitchio, and don'ta you lie."

A-fucking-men. Words to live by.

M: "Homer! There's a man here who thinks he can help you!"

They really shoulda put that in the headline. Famous robots is an understatement for fricking Robbie.

I like Nirvana. This was a joke. Grow up.