I formally request a Stunt Boob Casting Session feature on the eventual DVD.

"Betty"? Really?
I love the idea that Barney came up with the name Betty for his "wife." He should really have named the "son" Bamm-Bamm for consistency.

Keep the Spielberg bodies coming with Chester Copperpot AND One-Eyed Willy. GOONIES NEVER SAY DIE

for the life of me, i cannot remember

Oh, I don't question the logic of the joke. But I'm pushing 30, and that song was popular when I was a freshman in college. So the commercial gave me a surprise oh-my-god-i'm-so-old moment.

Hey Hey Hermano, I laughed at the frat guy's Chumbawamba line too, until I did the math and realized that, if he's supposed to be in high school, then he was probably about 5 years old or so when "Tubthumping" came out, and it could very well, in a literal sense, be the soundtrack to his life.

Fridge full of milk
All I could think was that Ted and Robin were going to have to eat a hell of a lot of cereal to work through all that milk before it goes bad. And then, depending on how they deal with lactose, they'll need a shitload of magazines. (For their shitloads.)

worth watching if only to hear sheldon say these words
- Saturnalia
- nauseated
- ovum

Sure, sure.

I posit that Gene Simmons Family Jewels is neither artistic nor entertaining. It is, however, a euphemism for the man's testicles. Classy!