Churchy LaFemme

3/16/17

So Jack hears Rebecca sing "Moonshadow" and falls in love at first sight?
R: and if i ever lose my hands…
J: damn girl you so sexy i would feed you all yr meals
R: and if i ever lose my eyes…
J: wait like you go blind or yr actual eyes fall out
R: and if i ever lose my legs…
J: i guess i would carry you around
R: and if i…

9/6/13

If you're from New Jersey, and you've never heard John Gorka's "I'm From New Jersey," it's worth a listen.

4/30/13

The Rock-afire Explosion (of Showbiz Pizza)
"Love in This Club"
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

3/5/13

http://twitter.com/StealthM…

2/26/13

I've got my "eyes wide"/"ass wide"/"ass-wipe." You've got your ______.
a) big cheese
b) big G's
c) big jeans

2/21/13

Wait a second… if the shotputter is masturbating with one hand… and eating funnel cake with the other… how is he holding the metal detector

9/24/12

!TKINS

9/24/12

!TKINS

8/13/12

@avclub-951d3e731b6b2ac1e93cbba6e1b68e80:disqus @avclub-89fc953180939c7a4045612329f8b3e4:disqus
Those were truly golden years, Uncle Tommy says
But everything's gone straight to hell since Sinatra played Juarez
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

8/13/12

7/18/12

Me too! I haven't seen this footage in well over 20 years, but I remembered her instantly. Why is that?

7/18/12

Me too! I haven't seen this footage in well over 20 years, but I remembered her instantly. Why is that?

4/30/12

Don't be fatuous, @avclub-cfe912f5cb3aa572bd1c9ae2a9b82207:disqus.

4/21/12

per the theme song, the answer is BZZZZ

4/2/12

because you're underwater
(THE LIFE AQUATIC WITH STEVE ZISSOU ZISSOU)

3/6/12

Sharon is operating on a higher level of camp, and it's amazing. Her collection of Republican presidential campaign T-shirts! Last week it was a "McCain/Palin" V-neck, and in this episode we got a "Nixon Now" crop top.

2/4/12

And they were leaving from Grand Central at the beginning of the episode, despite the fact that all the trains to Canada have been using Penn Station since 1991.
Someone needs to make a list of all the TV shows and movies that show Grand Central (because it is legitimately cinematic) when realism would demand Penn…

1/30/12

[Moon-rock] spider / He is our hero
[Moon-rock] spider / Get rid of
[Moon-rock] spider / Step on [moon-rock] spider!
[Moon-rock] spider / We love you [moon-rock] spider!
(Uhhhhhhhhhhnn)

1/14/12

I'm stuck on the way Nega-Heidi (Jekyll-i?) says the word "dress." So many s's at the end. "Dresssssssss."

1/6/12

Of course, this is a thing that exists.
http://www.youtube.com/watc…