Retracted because:
(a) I think my original grievance was effectively aired and it is captured more beautifully by @eclectic eel below anyway. If there was a "joke", rather than a simple insult, in the comment above, it remains lost on me, but I am not oblivious to the fact that WV is an easy punchline and am willing to…

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