And by pervs I, of course, mean ElDan

All the pervs going to see Cub Scouts in 3D

That would be a rect-angle for a new movie

I thought the thing about Lady Gaga having Ball room was a myth

This is for all you new people. I have only one rule. Everybody snarks, no one quits. If you don't do your job, I'll kill you myself! Welcome to the Roughnecks!

All right, let's sum up. This year we explored the failure of democracy. How our social scientists brought our world to the brink of chaos. We talked about the veterans, how they took control and established the stability that has lasted for generations since. You know these facts, but have I taught you anything of…

Caspar Van Dien has a fulsome pair of funbags

Denise Richards: I'm Happy! Now I'm hungry

Because if he didn't his massive green cock would be flopping around. Not sure that would make it past the comics code.
Surprised your comment made it past an 80s stand-up routine, if I'm honest.

Yes, yes, thrice yes

Might have choked on a pretzel, at a KEGGAH

I'm not touching that hand!

I don't believe Eva Green is actually real. She was manufactured in a laboratory to my exact specifications for the ideal woman.

Bring on the Eva-boobs

God I love this show so much. Easily my must watch of last year. Beating Hannibal and Game of Thrones.
This is what League of Extraordinary Gentlemen should have been.

At least less Sutherlands arse will be involved

If you don't like Whedon it's a bit strange going to a Whedon film and then complaining it's too Whedony

Clint

But we still get Game of Thrones a day late

Bonertime,you are no longer the girliest cadet.