He has one fine fat guy hat

You can get cream for that niw

In the same spirit, Eliza Dushku is banned from having sex with me.

Well isn't she charming and sweet?

Buffy's mum was quite the fox. And liked it rough on the hood of a police car.

Why would crapping on the reception desk need its own code?

About a Lobot

Just like Ann Coulter

Whut about my bord?

ElDan will put the cash in a brown bag and leave it in the first trash can in the park

Batkid's Eleven

Just how you like it you dirty whore!

His mother is a harsh critic

Well she is a serial killer (or am I the only one who saw that movie?)

Stop leaving it on porn sites and we will

Both pairings

Actually please do.

Difficult to pilot a ship from a 1920s Speakeasy?

"Ambushed in the cargo hold" is now in my roster of euphemisms

I don't do guilty pleasures or hate-watching. This was just flat out one of the best shows of last year and I'm excited for the new season.