I read an article a couple years ago that had a list of celebrities that would be perfect guests on a new version of The Muppet Show, but the only two I remember reading and thinking "that would be perfect!" were Neil Patrick Harris and The Rock.

I fear that Monkey Island being under the same roof as Pirates of the Caribbean makes it even LESS likely we'll ever see a movie starring Guybrush Threepwood.

I fear that Monkey Island being under the same roof as Pirates of the Caribbean makes it even LESS likely we'll ever see a movie starring Guybrush Threepwood.

Knights of the Old Republic was good.

Knights of the Old Republic was good.

They'd do it just so they could add Peach and Zelda to their Princess merchandise line.

They'd do it just so they could add Peach and Zelda to their Princess merchandise line.

Smallville was fun for the first couple of seasons. It was basically Buffy with Superman characters. Once they went to China and Lana became an evil witch or some shit I checked out and never returned.

Smallville was fun for the first couple of seasons. It was basically Buffy with Superman characters. Once they went to China and Lana became an evil witch or some shit I checked out and never returned.

I thought it was a dolphin name.

I thought it was a dolphin name.

The only thing that bothered me about Dex and Deb's interaction tonight was that I couldn't believe Deb's first question after "Are you a serial killer?" wasn't "Did you kill Rita?" Dexter would have been able to answer no truthfully, but that should've been one of the first things on her mind.

The only thing that bothered me about Dex and Deb's interaction tonight was that I couldn't believe Deb's first question after "Are you a serial killer?" wasn't "Did you kill Rita?" Dexter would have been able to answer no truthfully, but that should've been one of the first things on her mind.

Like that one Muppet Show where it turned out Mark Hamill was Luke Skywalker's cousin! And he did soft shoe!

Like that one Muppet Show where it turned out Mark Hamill was Luke Skywalker's cousin! And he did soft shoe!

Yeah, but the circumstances were different. Rita's death left Dexter with a LOT of unknowables. How would he be with the kids all by himself? Was this his fault, in the long run? Would they be able to trace Trinity to him? He seemed to have a lot more confidence that he could control the fallout of Deb catching him,…

Yeah, but the circumstances were different. Rita's death left Dexter with a LOT of unknowables. How would he be with the kids all by himself? Was this his fault, in the long run? Would they be able to trace Trinity to him? He seemed to have a lot more confidence that he could control the fallout of Deb catching him,…

What? The docks was actually my favorite season of Wire.

What? The docks was actually my favorite season of Wire.

I started watching Happy Endings halfway through season two, and I think I watched at least three episodes before I realized Max was gay. Every other show screams it from the rooftops.