Big Pun is the best rapper. Dead or alive.

it should start with Cooper's charred corpse

Gandalf's beard better have escaped unsinged

It should end with Obama sitting in a diner and just as he looks up it cuts to black for ten seconds…..credits.

Max Brooks is the man. This needs a trilogy to do it justice. Rated R too.

Dear Ghostface,

Nonpstop frat party? Sounds like Jackass and Viva La Bam all rolled into one!

When I'm six minutes into a great song, I don't usually say "wrap it up"

Please bring back Assy McGee

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeen
I wanna party with youuuuuuuuu!

This opens the door for Spitzer Blitzer. Let's make it happen CNN

WORLD WAR Z has already begun
Egypt, Bahrain, Libya….it's coming to our shores soon folks!

The appeal for me was seeing the lead singer play guitar, bass drum and tambourine while singing at the same time. Too often, artists highlighted at the Grammys don't play any instruments at all.

that's a wicked ass toenail

the time for tuning into MTV has passed…..even for this shit

Was he that big a fool to do a belly-buster high dive and miss the entire pool?

License to Spill

For about his whole acting career, Ledger played the antithesis of a badass, so it was justified to say "really!?" upon hearing he was cast as the Joker. Likewise, Hathaway has made a career playing frail characters. I am 100% behind her…..

I was unsure when I first heard Ledger would play the Joker and look how that turned out. Hathaway will be awesome as well.

I wish I could not see Tonya Harding. Please kill it.