Did anyone watch the entirety of that thing? We got 15 minutes in and when we discovered that it was basically "Blair Witch Viking," we gave up.

Let me preface this by admitting that I hate smoking. I fracking hate cigarettes. The gorram things killed my grandparents, gave my mother a lifelong congenital heart condition and gave me asthma. I have thrown water on smokers who refused to put it out in non-smoking areas. Yeah, I'm *that* nonsmoker.
And yet, having…

No, that role is for Johnny Depp. I thought Disney telegraphed that in P1 in the treasure room scene where Sparrow has that lopsided crown on his head.

Frollo certainly has mega-points in the creepy category. His special moments with Esmeralda's scarf will reside forever in the scar tissue of my memory.

But not as good as Michonne.

I can see him as Geb, but makeup will have to do some seriously award-winning work to make him a sun god. Plus, as Geb he gets to hang out under Nut.

Zombies = science fiction if and only if aliens

I didn't realize this before we moved into a primarily Mexican neighborhood, but a lot of Mexican folks are extraordinarily fond of fireworks. The Fourth of July is like D-Day in our neighborhood. Just walking down the street constitutes a better fireworks show than any I've ever paid to attend - excellent,…

What's Delany doing writing short stories? I'm still waiting for "The Splendor and Misery of Bodies, of Cities," the sequel to "Stars in My Pocket Like Grains of Sand."
Anyone annoyed at GRRM or even Jean M. Auel for how long they're taking, behold: "Stars in My Pocket Like Grains of Sand" was published in 1984.

Ah, at first this seemed crazy. But if it's Buffy's cold…

So, no zombies?