Howard wakes up next to Suzanne Pleshette and recounts his crazy dream.

"BUT I DIGRESS HAHAHAHA."

I met this six year old child with this blank, pale, emotionless face…and the blackest eyes…the Devil's eyes.

Hulu begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug. Hulu fights back.

A post! (Raise your marshmellow stick)

I had a friend who waited on him once…said he and his entourage were really rude AND bad tippers.

It's too risky! There could be cubes in there the size of gorillas!

Trailer
It could have used more star wipe.

I think it meant to say "hit-you-in-the-groin" E! show.

So you stopped talking because of Friedrich Nietzsche? Far out.

Is "Eff" or "F-bomb" acceptable when you're tattling on your younger sister? I don't feel comfortable saying fuck to my mother.

That's exactly why I'll be watching!

You beat me to it, Guilt!

I usually feel guilty because if I'm watching Frasier it means that it's midnight and I'm watching Lifetime. Shame spiral…

And what about the members of Klymaxx?

Part 3
I'm afraid to see his remake of Halloween III: Season of The Witch. It's the best of the series…please Zombie, leave this one alone!!

I should send YOU to St. Louis!!!

My bratwurst has a first name, it's F-R-I-T-Z!
My bratwurst has a second name, it's S-C-H-N-A-C-K-E-N-P-F-E-F-F-E-R-H-A-U-S-E-N!

EDISON did it.

…Wo__d F_ir?!