Yeah, if it doesn’t have guitars and moody white boys whining about their breakups it’s not worth listening to!

He also made the more subtle mistake of not turning his V’s to F’s.

That only happens when you’re obviously not able to afford anything.

Jerk-Ass Homer’s comment is so saxy it’s awaiting moderation.

Preferably while driving a tank and giving a thumbs-up to the camera

No, that was the seventies—now it’s all about the synths.

It looks rather blurry and distorted, probably because this looking glass was assembled by non-union workers in Mexico.

I’d be up for a 2-d animated ink-and-wash style series of shorts.

If only there were a sensitive instrument we could use to poke around in there…

Gomez and Morticia will go on a lark and end up having sex in the back row.

*Spike Lee tweets the location of Richard Burton’s grave.*

Flight of the Navigator will be ABC Family’s Battlestar Galactica.

My most-trusted sexy law firm is Gaye, Thicke, & Howe.

You are very close to making a joke from the infamous Joe Piscopo episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation, Hyperbolic Paranoid. For your own safety, do not continue along this line of punning.

Gomez and Morticia might have it on for a laugh, but by the first commercial break they’d be all over one another.

Still better than being Pat Robertson’s Family Channel, like it originally was.

Johnson?

23, which is plenty old to be a father, but it still weirds me out because he fathered said son when he was 18 or 19. Plus, 23 is kind of young nowadays.

He’s younger than me and a father, which creeps the hell out of me.

They really shouldn’t have based the new Godzilla on Taken by the T-Rex.