Really? It’s quickly draining me of any androphilic urges.

Oh, you flatterer!

Just switching it to female might be a big improvement. My 21-year old sister watches Key & Peele (which I also like) and Drunk History (which I haven’t seen, except one of the shorts online some time ago) but thinks Brickleberry is an insult even to the unthinking masses.

Print is dead.

And such restraint considering Bea Arthur’s in that list too.

If Live: Walmart Soundcheck features Mo Tucker there’s a chance I might actually buy that album.

But we’re able to have fun at a baseball game!

An arrow dipped in the centaur Nessus’s poison blood, no doubt.

Lekker!

LIKED!

I take back my like—I thought you were making a spelling joke!

I think we need a remake of this acclaimed Australian drama:

Ah, my background in the Indian Ocean betrays me—but still, 5° north is barely out.

I regret to inform you that there really aren’t any non-tropical atolls—sure, there are a lot of cold-water corals out there, but they don’t the sorts of giant barrier reefs you find around islands in the tropics (they most don’t form reefs at all), so you don’t get atolls when the islands in temperate or polar…

Based on what he told me, his life was basically saved by rock and roll.

But that will be the subject of conversation if he’s already found out. Either way it’s going to be really sad.

My response when seeing this headline was honestly “What, no. That can’t be.”

Here comes Bob and Carol,
His wife Emily loves him so,
He’s got five people in his group!

He tasks me…he tasks me and I shall have him. I’ll chase him round the moons of Nibia and round the Antares maelstrom and round perdition's flames before I give him up.

To gain the respect and admiration of Earth’s population? If that’s their aim it’s a solid strategy.