I can't even imagine what the hell "Cumby's" means. So that communication is totally ineffective

There is NO WAY Joe Dimaggio dunks his donuts

You're thinking of Fargo

It's a dirty job…..

The Net. With that girl from the bus. I bet it will be very provocative

Why do you want to take away a thing that we love?

She said some really mean things about you

And a bunch of extra nudes scenes she shot when she was just hanging around the house. In case she needed to pepper them into some less interesting episodes

You're only saying that because you haven't seen what things I have jammed LED's into

Here, let me try to explain. Suppose I really needed to send you a picture of my penis. But I wanted to add cat whiskers to it. I don't have enough time to go to a craft store to get the glue and supplies I would need to achieve that through practical methods. Can you think of another tool I could use for that? I…

I've got a court document that says I can't be within 100 feet of a school. But the joke's on them, because I HATE school! Am I a genius?

Are you going to be here all week? I'll probably just head out then..

You've got Kimnesia! If only we could make that into a pharmaceutical of some kind. A suppository would be appropriate

Counterpoint. Justin Bieber makes "music". She offers no talent or skill outside of being polarizing, attractive, and overexposed. I can't think of anyone in history that has ever achieved this level of fame for such superficial reasons

Why doesn't Kevin, the largest of the terrible comedian/actors simply eat the….. Ah forget it

Reel him in, boys!!

Leaping over rows of baseball stadium seats to confront hecklers aint easy. Being Chris Christie's stunt double is a full time job

No, Paul Dano is the villain by default. On account of his position on the punch-ability index

I think you are forgetting about "Bowling for Columbine". So disappointing. I prefer Kingpin

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