I'm not sure there is a greater visual gag than the drunk guy in a huge sumo suit trying to shimmy between the booby trapped narrow antique store aisles.

Some people are just really uncomfortable with Ben Affleck splooge

DAMN-IT! IT'S SO CATCHY!!

Well I'll defend Signs with you. I think thats a great movie. The concept of the aliens and the water is a little flimsy. Although if they were desperate to find a new home, maybe they just didn't have the luxury of being picky about it.

You do make some good points. But for me personally, the only thing that seems concretely odd about all that is the idea that his office would still be in place. Although I don't even remember a specific scene that took place there, it's been a while since I saw it.
Anything about the length of time or how he spent…

What do you find logically impossible about the twist in The Sixth Sense? I suppose Bruce Willis would have realized at some point that nobody outside of Cole were looking at or speaking to him. But I'm not sure that's glaring enough to ruin the idea altogether. Maybe dead people's brains don't function the same way?

Hilarious. Although, are you certain you don't mean you "chose" to fart? We can be honest here. Comedy is comedy

Those have a high degree of difficulty

I was farting the whole time you were writing that response. And you didn't hear a damn thing! Ha!

But how would you manage all those ticking biological clocks?? Sounds like a nightmare

And here I thought it stood for "Robert Loggia"

Still stupid

Counterpoint. The "Coach" revival was fantastic

You could say that in reference to just about anything and be irrefutably correct

Wait a second… How many stickers do you currently have on your body? Blink twice if I should get help

Now you just have to become an unlikeable actress, name your kid after a piece of fruit, and you can make MILLIONS!!

She couldn't afford all the buttons because she needed that money to buy more stickers

I get logged out probably 15 times a day

Ooo, also demand a football helmet full of cottage cheese, and naked pictures of Bea Arthur. That way we can plead insanity later

Those kids are working too hard! Can't they get a day off?