It's fun to read but I would have stroked out if I was the interviewer.

I think they misremembered how AVC wrote up Xavier.  Noel Murray (I think) wrote a longish loving piece about the show, which caused me to try it.

You think all he wants are the eggs, then he takes the rest.

I wonder if her virulent anti-magic stance was some later invention (it seemed pretty extreme later on) or she was just mocking magic in the earlier episode.  The pointy witch's hat seemed a bit much.

That's just about every cable station!

I don't think EVL bothers with trifles like AT.

Eh, she just drops by and takes what she wants, so no need for all those dirty dealings.

You would think all the heavy storylines would make it harder to do standalones involving the main characters (they know too much!) but the writers make it work.  It's really impressive.

WHERE IS THE VEGAN OUTRAGE?!?!?

Ice King called dibs on Huntress Wizard

Also, you wouldn't have the shock of coming upon the new flame king and her man-at-arms, Cinnamon Bun.

What are some other words that rhyme with Marceline?

signsofrain, there is no shame to losing to the Archmage on these matters.  You did the important work of drawing him out on this issue, as he posts far too little in the AT threads. 

And Finn's initial go-to solution of beating the guards' asses.

both you and Oliver, the two who seem to get this show better than anybody, noted that PB is getting colder, but I thought the flashback to PB returning FP to her dad was meant to show that she has always been coldly practical.  I expected PB to lead with the obvious "don't abandon your daughter to die in the woods,…

My favorite would be a dead Carl.

Skylar, guys.

So then, Single-Hawk

He's not a citizen of the Colgate kingdom

Murc that is a pretty good analysis of Jake's interactions with Finn, starting with correcting the reviewer (I thought I heard it the same way, but I can't go back and check).