Wasn't she the only princess he rejected in the Nice King?

Actually, she was never saying pizzas.  She was shouting "PETE'S ASS" but they needed Pete to be a pizza deliverer so they could get away with having LSP shout ass over and over again on a daytime cartoon.

Yet?  the fuck is wrong with you?

One-on-one, the Farm could beat Jake's ass.

Let's go eat Cinnamon Bun.

Dude, I can MAKE you a sandwich.

bitch bitch bitch

PB in Goliad ep:  "I'm not gonna live forever Finn. [Whispers] I would if I could."

Long-form comments on a sports site can be pretty awful, and a lot of the one-liners in the Deadspin comments are really clever and based on a pretty deep knowledge of sports lore (if that's what you care about).

Deadspin has it bugaboos like ESPN hate, but it's still the best place for non-compromised sports commentary.  And the Funbag questions and Drew's answers reflect a whimsical, nonjudgmental worldview that is pretty refreshing.  The commentariat on that site is also really smart, especially on obscure sports…

Same here and it's still in heavy rotation.  The problem is who has the time to give full albums four listens?

Episode was full of great lines, was an A for me.

That would hurt sales of Braco's peacock hat. 

I was surprised the Gumball Guardian had any kind of personality or took any kind of initiative.  I thought he was just there to beat ass when certain threats arise.

But IK in his earlier years wasn't douchey enough to write as JT Dogzone.

I usually think Dikachu is too hard on the episodes that don't fit his exact preferences and too finicky, but I agree this was a great episode.  Every scene and interaction was fun or had a minor character revelation. 

Well, he doesn't just open a portal to the land of the dead, he is best buds with death.

I wouldn't let Pep-But set me up on any dates.

Brian/Stewie episodes have the most potential, but most of Road to Vegas suffered from a lot of its worst tendencies (gratuitous homophobia, antisemitism, casual racism, and laziness) and just watching them get lucky and spend money was boring.  The crashing into an Ed Hardy store was kind of funny, but it felt like…

Chappelle in a Starsky and Hutch opening sequence and I don't care who else.