I kept waiting for Salacia to show up at the funeral (and for Dr. Roxxo to get assigned some outsized significance in the larger story, which thankfully never came).  Why not just show up yourself and end it?

I kept waiting for Salacia to show up at the funeral (and for Dr. Roxxo to get assigned some outsized significance in the larger story, which thankfully never came).  Why not just show up yourself and end it?

Was surprised he wasn't more prepared.  Using the corpse as a meat shield was inspired, but I kept expecting him to draw his rapier.

Was surprised he wasn't more prepared.  Using the corpse as a meat shield was inspired, but I kept expecting him to draw his rapier.

I have to believe that for decades this movie has served as exhibit A for skeevy producers and directors convincing aspiring starlets with big, big dreams to do shlockly soft porn.  You, too, can someday be Mrs. Ted Turner.

I have to believe that for decades this movie has served as exhibit A for skeevy producers and directors convincing aspiring starlets with big, big dreams to do shlockly soft porn.  You, too, can someday be Mrs. Ted Turner.

I thought you were furries.  Wish I could keep up.

I thought you were furries.  Wish I could keep up.

If we're just going to toss out favorite animated shows, it's Aaaaaaaadventure Time!

If we're just going to toss out favorite animated shows, it's Aaaaaaaadventure Time!

I was waiting for that one (at least one) moment in every Bubblegum ep when she casually tosses off some really dark or twisted line, but surprisingly it never came this time.  I guess insisting on the dungeon in the beginning (although she settled for an asylum in the end) and the trick horse were a little callous,…

I was waiting for that one (at least one) moment in every Bubblegum ep when she casually tosses off some really dark or twisted line, but surprisingly it never came this time.  I guess insisting on the dungeon in the beginning (although she settled for an asylum in the end) and the trick horse were a little callous,…

It might eventually become something again, but the Tribunal has long been just a vehicle to allow a goofy named expert to set the theme of the episode.  But some of the best episodes were when the General took action outside the meeting room and that earlier season finale when it seemed like Selatcia's apocalyptic…

It might eventually become something again, but the Tribunal has long been just a vehicle to allow a goofy named expert to set the theme of the episode.  But some of the best episodes were when the General took action outside the meeting room and that earlier season finale when it seemed like Selatcia's apocalyptic…

ted pikul, given her resume, Judge Wood might award that vagillion.

ted pikul, given her resume, Judge Wood might award that vagillion.

Wolfman, I think Aldo Kelrast is obviously kidding.

Wolfman, I think Aldo Kelrast is obviously kidding.

It's about goddamned time Archmage stopped living and started paying attention to his responsibilities back here.

Sandman is like The Wire of comics, and much of the rest of comics and graphic novels will thereafter suck by comparison.  Weird, I just lent Preludes and Nocturnes to a coworker this morning to get him started on the series.