Hopefully it's not the old "title in lieu of a raise" trick.

Sometimes a man can't take it anymore, and he has to stand up for what's right, call bulshit on bullshit, no matter the consequences. I like the poster above me — this is his moment.

Those photos aren't O'Neal, they are Justin Bieber. O'Neal is a gassy corpulent mess with Cheeto dust in his beard.

I know he did something unforgivable, but I liked him when he was here.

Yah teadoust you should know that you can only use only allcaps if you are ZMF or somebody actively fucking with ZMF.

I read every post in this thread, and I can never go back to the old me.

He heard the tuba. Dude loves the brass section.

I'm surprised Challenge didn't do better. Seems right for the times and unlike movies there weren't any advance warnings that a particular TV show was going to be awful. Plus I would watch this tonight based on Noel's review, so there's that.

Watcho you are a non-polo-shirt-wearing motherfucker!

Something is wrong here. Shouldn't she be a tranny icon by now? Fierce!

@Jaroslav I thought the same thing. ONeal is lucky his head didn't explode when he heard about the interview. Luckily he kept it together and gave us "or maybe get caught drinking a light beer."

Keith, I had a working theory that you assigned different AV staff to cover romcoms and the latest Sandler shitpile based upon whether they displeased you ("This tribute is insignificant — GUARDS! Take Tasha to the screening room!). That's how I would do it if I was AVC King.

Saw coming: ZMF pitching a fit about hipsters

Just because you were 13 in 1998 and ripe for nu metal's schtick doesn't mean you had to be into nu metal.

He's a good actor but he ends up in some ridiculous movies. It's kind of his fault becase his scowl is so awesome that he gets cast in ridiculous movies that requires awesome scowls.

Also fuck yeah mustaches

CHOMPS stop hitting on 12-year-olds.

I was a teenager in D.C. in the 1980s and I was scanning the crowd for people I knew.

Anything in a cinema-n-drafthouse. I saw Interview With A Vampire at the Arlington (VA) Cinema-n-Drafthouse and everybody drunkenly loved the shit out of that shitty movie.

Girard's story notwithstanding (that must have sucked), seeing comedies with lots of people is better but only if it is a niche comedy that attracts like-minded fans. I saw THE SOUTH PARK MOVIE by myself in a theater (hey I was traveling) but it was just a big raucous party because nobody goes to that show by…