Don't be so quick to let Amy Adams off the hook: Night at the Muesum 2

HEY JOSH MODELL, my wife is going to see SATC2 this weekend with her bestest girlfriend. Maybe your wife can come along and they can all enjoy stupid shit together.

Silly JVS, Shepard died at Black Mesa.

Edelweiss
Rigth on Tasha. The first time I saw the scene when Von Trapp solemnly announces Edelweiss as "a love song" to a room full of nazis occupying his country, I freaking lost it. Anybody who doesn't lose it has no soul and deserves to has his/her country occupied by nazis.

Insensitive comment board jerks. That scene was all about mourning the death of Fawn Leibowitz.

When Phipps tries to give him suggestions, Nabin is all like "editor please."

And Todd is VERY available to play Willis.

The fuck? I leave for a few weeks and come back to this? Well, it was nice at least to see Amelie get her due in these appreciative comments and I think all AVC writers should get famous high-paying gigs (preferably as AVC writers).

As of this posting, the average reader rating is A+ (based on 3 reviews).

Sure it's stupid, but the stupid scale has already been pushed so far to the extreme that this isn't that bad at all. I'm surprised the Japanese haven't already made it.

After a disatrous game of "I never" in 2003 my stash of secrets was mostly wiped out.

Steve is pretty comfortable with his own baggage, it seems. If my secrets were in a large suitcase on TV and about to be exposed, I would grab it and run for my life.

And he was tremendous in this:

Not that hateworthy
It wasn't worth 3 minutes, but for an orange juice pitch it wasn't terrible.

Yeah it's a terrible season overall, but last night was one non-joke repeated for 12 minutes. Saw meatwad in half, have the remaining chunks be nice to each other.

After that ATHF episode, who can deny they are out of ideas? Never seen so much filler.

ICP is not the worst concept ever, but there is not enough makeup and anger in the world to cover up their lack of presence. Sure they are untalented, but it's worse than that — there's nothing to them at all. Take off the makeup and either one could be the dope that mopily pushes the mailcart around the office.

Fuck MM memorabilia, the Mothership is sitting around some junk yard in Seat Pleasant Maryland:

She is no longer Grace Ryan. She is now Shakeela, Queen of the Ants.

On the bright side, Colbert will be deliciously pissed off about this snub, and I will be entertained.