John Lennon
That song was such a terrible terrible idea. I'd like to lay it off on Yoko, as history tells us we should, but those crazy ass words defending it came smugly out of his mouth. It pretty much recolors him (get it John, did I just blow your mind?) for me from now on.

I think Pink was pretty clear that it's not the color of your hair but the size of your boobs that determines your stupidity.

Coming of age in the 80s sucked, but at least we weren't all dirty, hairy, and smelly. Okay still mostly hairy, but we were making progress.

Imagine all the as-yet-unadopted children in the world who need a proper English mum to raise them in the traditions of Kabbalah.

Either Larry David or Ricky Gervais could swallow Madonna whole if they wanted too, so I guess they were just being polite by not ripping on her more. I was actually kind of excited to see two titans of taking the piss out of horrible people (Gervais stealthily, David bluntly) in the same room.

I wish GLut. were here to enjoy all this firstie love. Jorge gets all the accolades , but GLut. paved the way for Jorge's success.

Well, I actually looked up the quote. That's the last time I try to make a quality post on this shithole [weeps, drools]

God. Damn. It. Jorge. (see below)

Leave Dr. Drew alone
Plenty of doctors can diagnose patients they have never met from hundreds of miles away. Senator (and doctor) Bill Frist was able to diagnose comatose Floridian Terry Shiavo from the floor of the Senate (speaking "more as a physician than a United States Senator . . .[Shiavo is] not somebody in…

With all this Different Strokes talk, I have to link this:

I applaud Tom Waits heavy-handed attempt to draw biastioc out again. I wish he was registered, because I only managed to see a sampling of his delightfully ernest comments.

No incest = biastioc seal of approval

Dammit Flash Bazbo! Always one step ahead. Til next time!

I can't stop laughing at this
"Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs buried it opening weekend." Perfect.

Heche, how can you check WKRP without naming the Thanksgiving episode? It has the only line I remember from that show (or any other TV show prior to 2000 or so): "With God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly." Goosebumps!

How about the Sienfeld one where everybody wanks it but they don't come right out and say "I'm wanking it" but you totally know they are all wanking it? That's a seminal episode (I kill me).

Really blasmo? Corey Feldman turned himself around?

Seeing the title, I thought this was going to be the next CSI.

Tragedy begets tragedy: Corey F. will surely write a song, maybe a whole concept album, about 2-Corey bro-love (not gay!).

Get with the times, Kevin.