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You think you are on trial for Nazi war crimes, but you get sentenced to a $10,000 luxury spa vacation!

Sorry Homunculus, but there is a 99.9999% chance that DD doesn't have large breasts, even if his (sorry) avatar does. But it's that slim chance that powers the world.

Sorry not to say it sooner, but good luck with everything PW. For what it's worth, I like reading your comments, so at least you have the admiration of some random douche.

The Koski leftovers detail only added to Chang's legend.

Chang got all dressed up, but they stuck him on the set of Saw V and made him eat with paper and plastic?

Progress, that's what.

I'll have to check the AVC deletion policy, but why cut 8 posts to 5?

Christ Buddy, if you are going to octuple post, at least get a more pleasing avatar.

These guys make some pretty successful religious-themed movies
They should do one based upon Alan Moore's lizard god.

I hope that Tivo'd shows are counted as much as TV shows watched live, or the only shows that will last more than a season will be those beloved by dummies who don't use Tivo.

Do you get points for having long, angsty conversations with other retired costumed adventurers or the one superhero? Because that was about 60% of Watchmen. I say this affectionately.

I thought everybody liked Frisky Dingo. Cancellation makes no sense at all.

Nice JVS. I'm envisioning the scene where her face transforms from loving appreciation to abject horror when she realizes why the resemblance is so perfect.

Nabin, be careful putting "Be My Wife" on any old mixtape. You can get in trouble.

Using the bear, can you show the court where Prison Wine touched you?

If you want to win her heart
Get her a teddy bear that resembles her cat.

Considering the outlandish things fellas do to get laid, going to a chick flick should not earn your pity. Hey, I think I just came up with the skeleton for a rom-com!

I will see this movie anyway, because wifey has a thing for Clivey. It's not so bad, because I will get some afterward.

AVC: Please bring back Eugene early and often, thx.

I forgot about the Xtacles pilots. I did not think they worked, but hey, they are pilots. One thing they have going for them is an infinite supply of Xtacles.