The ol' Douche Flute.

You know after every episode he's grinding on the sausage like there's no tomorrow.

nope, built a new deck for our weekly Android:Netrunner meetup. i got shit to do, man!

he could have at least blamed bush for something…

I have no problem not listening to The Temptations.

love seeing that version on bootleg discs wher they call it "Smells Like Teen Spirit (Gothic Version)"

So, 1 ton of fun.

Check out Rasputina- they are sometimes classified as "Gothic Chamber Music". Specifically the album "Oh, Perilous World!"

*Bret strums an air guitar, after pawning his real guitar for money*
Murray: I can hardly hear it. you'd have to be deaf to hear that.

It puts the Laotian on the skin, or else it gets the hose again.

it means no worries, for the rest of our days!

That's why we don't know who kidnapped the Lindbergh baby or who Jack the Ripper really was.

Yeah i can't get enough of that Detour commercial with "It's fun being weird."

One of my favorite things in this world is looking at pretty girls.

Aw, i find my SpiderMensch action figure has a certain charm, even though none of the official accessories will work with him.

Once again My Little Pony and its fans are the bulwark of freedom and hope.

"What's the toy tie-in here? How many can we ship to McDonalds?"

Right after Obama's first election, I saw a video clip of some black lady political pundit claiming that racism in america is now over. I wish i could find that clip again…

So is it ok to welcome racist croatian immigrants? i'm so confused.

It would dig in like an Alabama Tick