It was funnier when Chris Farley was interviewing Paul McCartney.

The ring should hire corey's Angel contract writers to review that agreement, because he is still blabbing about it…

Yeah, she gets a pass from me. She's just a kid, and her parents were probably just encouraging her dreams or whatever. Granted, it wasn't great art what she did, but she got to be a little famous, probably made some good money, and got to hang out with some interesting people in the process.

If that isn't the face of feigned enthusiasm, i don't know what is.

Ok, that's another thing. He's been 'threatening to expose' this ring for what, a decade now? So expose it already. Is he afraid they're going to hold back his music or movie career if he does? That ship's already sailed…

At the very least he could respond with "Screw what you think of my music, dancing, or medieval hoods. I'm surrounded by 20-something lingerie models!"

Sorry man, next time i'll buy one of your barbed-wire buttplugs…

Yeah, but he's 45…

I still can't help but wonder where these peoples' friends are at? At any point did someone who truly calls themselves Corey's (or Rebecca Black's- remember her?) or 95% of the American Idol contestants' friends say "You know i love ya, but this… this is not good. don't do it".

"That was a great tour, Nikki! Thank you for the funky time!"

The ass-rental business is BOOMING!

chick. chick-a-chick-aahhh.

Oxy is for closers only!

And when she looks grumpy after that, tell her she'd look pretty if she smiled more. They love that.

but does he know KMFDM is a drug against war?

A bunch of us mall Santas went to see "Bad Santa" after a few too many eggnogs. Does that keep it from being a flop?

You just stepped on a lot of resident brony toes, my friend.

You can have my Jimmy Fallon action figures when you pry them from my cold, dead hands.

oh, i LOVE romps!

It was no Bare Wench Project…