something something Jaw Dropping!

Oh, man! We're missing the Deathblow!

Did he eat the eggs?

*flips through my copy of Deities & Demilovatos* Nope, there is no limit!

So many different facets to consider…

Is it embarrassing for a straight person to watch straight porn?

Shouldn't it take the All-Seeing-Eye of NSA about 10 seconds to figure out who did it? I mean, we've been told they know everything…

It's dangerous out there at night. Anything could happen to you at night, you could get run over, pick-pocketed, fall down a manhole, bump into people, murdered… Imagine that!

Rap-rock was cool and all, but i miss the heady days in the eighties with the Rock-n-Wrestling Connection.

I was under the impression Phelps wore those because he was learning Chinese via Rosetta Stone software.

I love the smell of mimeograph ink in the morning!

ah, nice to see the famed "tolerance" of this generation show itself once again. Delicious irony.

- Remake the movie Kazaam with Shaquille O'Neal where he plays a genie, and get it right.
- Outrun a hippo.

My first CD was the Doors movie soundtrack. Can't recall what my first tape was, but i do remember having the Dick Tracy Soundtrack on cassette at one point. no idea what was going on with me there. Probably a boy entering puberty and that Madonna "Hanky Panky" song…

The ass store called, they're all out of candy.

Well Miss Benes . Cartoons are like gossamer and one doesn't dissect gossamer.

Alice in Chains "Would?", Singles (but anything off that soundtrack is forever linked to that movie)

"Did you sleep good?"
"No, i made a few mistakes"

Glad to hear you're ok, Isaac Brock!

God who'd want to be such an asshole…